Many junior high students are also having these Jewish fables crammed down their throats by English teachers who are subservient to the Christ-hating Talmudic agenda. The brainwashing via the Jewish takeover of the media has done its job.
Pro The hero of this story is a young man: Cuthbert excelled at sport, drove a convertible sports car, lived in a penthouse apartment in central London and had a well-paid job.
Now, one evening, at a high society party, he met a well-bred young lady whose face shone like the moon and whose body was nubile and shapely, and whose name was Felicity.
Felicity was caring, sensitive, demure, bright, a talented musician and singer, good at cooking and was a still a virgin, and by the end of the evening they had fallen head over heels in love with each other. Within a year this beautiful young couple were married and while Cuthbert busied himself with his work during the day, Felicity stayed at home and attended to her various domestic duties.
Now, Cuthbert was often required to travel to the Continent in connection with business and on one such trip he was sitting in a German hotel room flicking through the various channels on the television when he happened upon a film entitled "Die Englischen Hausfrauen Arschspielen" 1 and thought watching an un-dubbed cultural film might help improve his German.
However, to his dismay, it soon became apparent that far from being an art film, as he had hoped, it was, instead, an erotic movie of the most explicit variety. So he sat there and watched the various scenes of sexual depravity unfold before his eyes in disgust, and after an hour and a half of being exposed to the most shocking footage he had ever seen he decided to switch over and watch something more respectable, but just as he reached for the remote control his attention was caught by a fresh scene wherein two overweight, middle-aged German men, each with big bushy moustaches, were partaking in a Mexican picnic with a naked young woman.
However, it was not the admittedly arresting sight of the woman on her hands and knees gobbling one of the men off while the other man smashed her back door in: Naturally, Cuthbert was bitterly disappointed that his relationship with Felicity had irrevocably broken down, but he consoled himself with the memories of all the good times they had had together, especially the porn movie-quality sex action he enjoyed with her on a regular basis, and he realised that, overall, it was better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Report this Argument Con Cuthbert is no hero ladies and gentlemen, I am his younger brother and I have known him all my life, what people see on the outside is everything the Pro has described, but I for one have seen that Cuthbert for the kind of person he really is I admit that his life was pretty awesome before he met that whore Felicity, but that was because his apartment, car, and job was actually not earned, he inherited it after our father died.
I couldnt prove that Cuthbert was the killer because i didnt want to end up dead in my closet looking like i too died while masturbating. For years Cuthbert covered this up, along with his extensive collection of child pornography he pleasured himself too.
|20 November 2018||Her concern is whether the tradeoff of a failed relationship is worth acquiring this knowledge.|
Yes Cuthbert was a pedophile, I again couldnt reveal this to anybody because you know, batman costume in the closet masturbation accident cover-up thing. However Felicity, in an attempt to try to keep some of the vast wealth Cuthbert had while they were married, had known about this collection for most of their marriage, and during the divorce hearings she turned over all of it to the judge as evidence for why she should get all of his property and bank accounts.
This revelation cost him everything he had in life, his money, wealth, his fame, everything. Report this Argument Pro I was shocked and dismayed to learn that, contrary to his general air of respectability, Cuthbert is in reality a murdering nonce.
Furthermore, my opponent freely admits that Felicity, in keeping with her scheming character, handed over a stash of child pornography to the police claiming it belonged to her husband in order to have him incarcerated and thus allowing her to take full possession of his assets.
I put it you, ladies and gentlemen, that my opponent and Felicity became lovers and when she was faced with divorce proceedings they conspired together to deprive Cuthbert of his fortune and use the money to set up a new life together.
To sum up, this shocking tale proves that it is better for Cuthbert to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all — better for my opponent, that is. I rest my case. Report this Argument Con "I put it you, ladies and gentlemen, that my opponent and Felicity became lovers and when she was faced with divorce proceedings they conspired together to deprive Cuthbert of his fortune and use the money to set up a new life together.
In fact even when Cuthbert was home, we would put chloroform in the roses he liked to smell just to drag him onto the bed so that me and Felicity could have hot sex on top of his unconscious body for hours and hours If you would like to buy that porn tape we made where we had sex on top of Cuthbert its called "ET, the Extra Testicle" and its available on Netflix for a reasonable price So yes the Pro found me out And he did a splendid job I would like to thank the Pro for playing along, providing great input into this debate and just as much humor as well.
I would like to thank all the voters who sat through this and I hope you got a good laugh out of it, I would like to thank the administrators who decided to not take down this debate despite a total of 18 direct references to pornography.An average of , foreigners a day in arrive the United States.
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'Tis better to have loved and lost. Than never to have loved at all. More About this Poem. More Poems by Alfred, Lord Tennyson.
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